Unable

Midriffs and thighs

A curious flick through ‘OK’ in a bookstore revealed some interesting handiwork. White plastic tape is the blocker’s preferred tool of concealment here, rather than the black permanent marker you usually see. Does the ‘blocker’ have to do extra amounts of soul-cleansing after hours of peering at prohibited midriffs and luring thighs? Mind you, if I was forced to look at thousands of images of desperate D-list nobodies all day I’d scrub extra hard in the shower too.

Poor Kylie. It makes you think there’s something extra horrible there.